HELLO! IT'S ME!
Dylan Gentile here, head and (only) ;( writer for Only In Defuniak. Our production company Dylan Gentile INC™ cancelled Only In Defuniak for a 6 month period due to a lack of revenue which is still pretty much non-existent, but our head producer Dylan Gentile, and our CEO Dylan Gentile decided to renew Only In Defuniak for a third season due to a general lack of interest in anything else! Hooray! To sum up the news:
- This company is planning to build a HUGE racetrack in the city. (Vroom, Vroom)
- Some more cars crashed. :(
- The Walton Braves were on a winning streak until our last home game against the bulldogs from Jacksonville.
- (I know I'm supposed to capitalize their mascot but I don't think they deserve it)
- Homecoming was awesome and I have to say I did a pretty amazing job doing class secretary stuff. (Logan just extremely disagree in the comments section)
- I missed a bunch of city council meetings which were probably just not exciting things. (although at the last meeting I was at somebody slipped a public transportation agreement in the agenda which was approved with flying colors, although nobody can seem to tell me what it actually was)
- And they reorganized city hall again! :)
So thanks for holding out for so long without my amazing works of literary art. A bunch of people tell me this blog makes their day, and if that's true I'm glad some drab humor can lighten up the daily news.
In return for being AMAZING, AWESOME PEOPLE, I give you this video I found on YouTube of a dinosaur running through the dollar general parking lot:
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