THE CASE OF THE HOT DOG ANNIVERSERY

A war broke out, a war to change the city forever, the conflict of a lifetime, the french vanillas among the decafs, the nuclear of bombs... A debate between two councilman over whether the DOT Ok'd the advertising banners. The councilman spoke about how the city is putting up a new digital sign alongside the banner to let people and businesses pay the city to advertise. Then another councilman shot back  "well what are the limits... what if someone was celebrating a 50th anniversary, was offering no admission fee, hundreds of people were to show up and was going to feed everyone hot dogs!" At first, given the context of the situation I thought this was a joke, I chuckled. Then a woman walked up to the podium. 

"hello, hello. it's actually our 60th anniversary and we're giving everyone hotdogs because..."  and that was the moment when the city needed to seriously consider hot dogs as a crucial part of their political decisions.

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